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jasonnapieralski (07:53:06 PM): is today a holy day of obligation?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
jasonnapieralski (07:53:14 PM): epiphany or something?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
dame (07:53:18 PM): no, it's sunday&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
jasonnapieralski (07:53:26 PM): i see</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/235632251</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/235632251</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>WHITE BASE COOOOOOOOOOAAT
Insane UGA Body Painter Talks About...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2299&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt; 						&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2299&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHITE BASE COOOOOOOOOOAAT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/10/06"&gt;Insane UGA Body Painter Talks About His Craft is Today’s BIG Thing - OCT 06, 2009&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/227686891</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/227686891</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:54:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eat shit, yankees</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8y57DeXP1qzr0lco1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;eat shit, yankees&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/226310207</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/226310207</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:51:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>YOU MAY THINK THAT DRY BATH TISSUE ALONE WILL GET YOUR FAMILY...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h0CUvsD-4Zg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h0CUvsD-4Zg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;YOU MAY THINK THAT DRY BATH TISSUE ALONE WILL GET YOUR FAMILY CLEAN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Charmin Freshmates Product Demo (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/Charmin1928"&gt;Charmin1928&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/225413912</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/225413912</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:23:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>14 Awesome Album Cover Improvements: Pics, Videos, Links, News</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks018tA2XX1qzr0lco1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/14-best-album-cover-improvements/"&gt;14 Awesome Album Cover Improvements: Pics, Videos, Links, News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/221488353</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/221488353</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:19:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Zo Zone: The 2009 National League East Champions</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqtz7d9HWh1qzr0lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zozone.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/10/the_2009_national_league_east.html"&gt;The Zo Zone: The 2009 National League East Champions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/201661966</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/201661966</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:16:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Andre The Cage [PIC]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqt735pwUq1qzr0lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/andre-the-cage"&gt;Andre The Cage [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/201310330</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/201310330</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:09:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"What has four wheels and flies?”. The answer, “a garbage truck”, makes little..."</title><description>““What has four wheels and flies?”. The answer, “a garbage truck”, makes little sense until one realizes that “flies” is a noun referring to the insect rather than a verb indicating what the garbage truck does. “What has flies and four wheels?” resolves the ambiguity, but ruins the joke.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path_sentence"&gt;Garden path sentence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/201307417</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/201307417</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:04:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nice. « Criggo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq800urPIw1qzr0lco1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://criggo.com/2009/09/18/nice/"&gt;Nice. « Criggo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/191738202</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/191738202</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:26:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>In the Basement of the Ivory Tower - The Atlantic (June 2008)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200806/college"&gt;In the Basement of the Ivory Tower - The Atlantic (June 2008)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I work at colleges of last resort. For many of my students, college was not a goal they spent years preparing for, but a place they landed in. Those I teach don’t come up in the debates about adolescent overachievers and cutthroat college admissions. Mine are the students whose applications show indifferent grades and have blank spaces where the extracurricular activities would go. They chose their college based not on the U.S. News &amp; World Report rankings but on MapQuest; in their ideal academic geometry, college is located at a convenient spot between work and home.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/190859716</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/190859716</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:35:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"There is a lot of experienced wisdom in an epigraph such as, “Nothing good ever happens after..."</title><description>“There is a lot of experienced wisdom in an epigraph such as, “Nothing good ever happens after midnight,” although saying it and meaning it and believing it would take crossed fingers behind the backs of all sayers for it excludes a lot of romper, much of the gross national product of stimulating bittersweetness and a helluva bulky share of poignancy - grounded and livable poignancy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;lol, what?  “GROUNDED AND LIVABLE POIGNANCY”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.daytrotter.com/dt/the-national-the-heart-of-the-night-is-flat-catching-many-off-guard-concert/20030135-110750.html"&gt;The National: The Heart Of The Night Is Flat, Catching Many Off Guard recorded Jul 9, 2007&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/190840069</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/190840069</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 03:48:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"What all of this has in common is a rejection of the mores of American democracy… You might..."</title><description>“What all of this has in common is a rejection of the mores of American democracy… You might not like the president himself, but you’re not going to make a big stink about it when he does things like pardon turkeys on Thanksgiving or tell kids to study hard and stay in school.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=stuff_some_white_people_dont_like"&gt;Stuff Some White People Don’t Like | The American Prospect&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/189195178</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/189195178</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:37:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Official Star Wars Blog » Jabba the Hutt Costume Test...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq1z6i9znd1qzr0lco1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2009/09/15/jabba-the-hutt-costume-test-run/"&gt;The Official Star Wars Blog » Jabba the Hutt Costume Test Run&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/189188427</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/189188427</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:23:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Machine with Concrete - Arthur Ganson (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5q-BH-tvxEg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5q-BH-tvxEg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Machine with Concrete - Arthur Ganson (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/dreamingmachines"&gt;dreamingmachines&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“One of Arthur Ganson’s kinetic sculptures, shown above, is a motor that turns at 212 RPM. It’s attached to a series of twelve 50-1 reduction gear couplings. The final gear is fixed in a block of concrete.” (via &lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/15/motor-attached-to-se.html"&gt;boing boing&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/189182215</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/189182215</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:09:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ironic Porn Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38979"&gt;Ironic Porn Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A local man’s ironic purchase of a humorously titled hardcore-porn video Saturday led to a sincere, earnest ejaculation devoid of any irony whatsoever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/188379333</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/188379333</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:55:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Awkward Kiss [PIC]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq01jeCtwL1qzr0lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/bwgan/awkward-kiss-lpl/"&gt;Awkward Kiss [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/188330803</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/188330803</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:18:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>World’s Coolest Family [PIC]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpxuswyXDj1qzr0lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/worlds-coolest-family-cci/"&gt;World’s Coolest Family [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/187362439</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/187362439</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:58:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wahh.  global warming.  wahh.
Pictured: Haunting face crying a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpe1w8Cxct1qzr0lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;wahh.  global warming.  wahh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1210706/Caught-camera-Mother-Nature-cries-river-tears-global-warming-threatens-planet.html"&gt;Pictured: Haunting face crying a river of tears as glacier melts into the sea (via &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1210706/Caught-camera-Mother-Nature-cries-river-tears-global-warming-threatens-planet.html"&gt;Mail Online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1210706/Caught-camera-Mother-Nature-cries-river-tears-global-warming-threatens-planet.html"&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/178675796</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/178675796</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:19:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Death Of The Music Industry | Information Is Beautiful</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpc4paAu481qzr0lco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2009/the-death-of-the-music-industry/"&gt;The Death Of The Music Industry | Information Is Beautiful&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/177812449</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/177812449</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:24:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>15th unassisted triple play ever.
The Fightins » Eric...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="258" id="viddler"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/510b230" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/510b230" width="400" height="258" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;15th unassisted triple play ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/eric-bruntletts-game-ending-unassisted-triple-play/"&gt;The Fightins » Eric Bruntlett’s Game-Ending Unassisted Triple Play&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/170034004</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/170034004</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:45:31 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
