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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>jdn.tumblr.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jdn)</generator><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>“Welcome, guys… um, about the the death threat I...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R-IEunJzjJk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R-IEunJzjJk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Welcome, guys… um, about the the death threat I made… that was just a fucking joke.  And a lot of people got pissed off.  Maybe ‘cuz they’re on the rag.  Anyway…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;soda review (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/hors3porn08"&gt;hors3porn08&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/124476501</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/124476501</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:31:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ridiculous Insurance Commercial (via coreyallan)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tziLlaGsxaQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tziLlaGsxaQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ridiculous Insurance Commercial (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/coreyallan"&gt;coreyallan&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/123825447</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/123825447</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:10:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t Drink Straight From The Milk Carton! [VIDEO]</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="328"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/7cb_1244609489" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/7cb_1244609489" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dont-drink-straight-from-the-milk-carton"&gt;Don’t Drink Straight From The Milk Carton! [VIDEO]&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/123824484</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/123824484</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:07:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Musuem of Bad Art: Recent Acquisitions</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqold5usn3wjI9Gjjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/recent08.php"&gt;Musuem of Bad Art: Recent Acquisitions&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/121896728</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/121896728</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:44:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m sorry.  This is great.
40 Pictures Of People At Wax...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqo4zuha2nJRrbuG4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m sorry.  This is great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/40-pictures-of-people-at-wax-museums/"&gt;40 Pictures Of People At Wax Museums: Pics, Videos, Links, News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/115662970</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/115662970</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 03:47:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A 7-year-old named Julian found out the Spirit Mars rover was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqo4ysjgccJTERNLOo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A 7-year-old named Julian found out the Spirit Mars rover was stuck, and sent this idea to fix it (via &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/nasa-run-by-children"&gt;NASA Run by Children [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m sure they tought of that and it won’t work, but i’m into this.  essence of space exploration and curiosity and shit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/115653998</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/115653998</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 03:17:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>No its her birthday and i am a true friend and american
Facebook...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqo0krrq3QQIFUK4xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No its her birthday and i am a true friend and american&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/yes-those-facebook-quizzes-are-written-by-retards/"&gt;Facebook Quizzes Are Written By Geniuses [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/114160583</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/114160583</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 01:34:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>KFC No Longer Permitted To Use Word 'Eat' In Advertisements</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kfc_no_longer_permitted_to_use?utm_source=onion_rss_daily"&gt;KFC No Longer Permitted To Use Word 'Eat' In Advertisements&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;While “eat,” “feast on,” and “taste” remain off-limits, the FCC has approved the use of “purchase,” “be near to,” “look at,” and “hold.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;not to explain the joke, but the urban legend that &lt;a href="http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp"&gt;KFC had to change its name to KFC because it had so fundamentally altered chickens that they weren’t allowed to call it chicken anymore&lt;/a&gt; is funny enough on its own&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/113672617</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/113672617</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 03:45:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot [PIC]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqnvc505x5cRzrqE9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/creativetrigger/whiskey-tango-foxtrot-6b8/"&gt;Whiskey Tango Foxtrot [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/112303866</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/112303866</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 09:33:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad Font Choice [PIC]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqnu39z22F3aVHlIio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/bad-font-choice/"&gt;Bad Font Choice [PIC]&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/111950255</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/111950255</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 12:38:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="358"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FAPARTMENT_FIRES_article.jpg&amp;videoid=95143&amp;title=Police%20Slog%20Through%2040%2C000%20Insipid%20Party%20Pics%20To%20Find%20Cause%20Of%20Dorm%20Fire" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FAPARTMENT_FIRES_article.jpg&amp;videoid=95143&amp;title=Police%20Slog%20Through%2040%2C000%20Insipid%20Party%20Pics%20To%20Find%20Cause%20Of%20Dorm%20Fire"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/109890541</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/109890541</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 03:50:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Adam Carolla explains genital piercing, The Special Olympics,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uUaA7ODgc14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uUaA7ODgc14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Adam Carolla explains genital piercing, The Special Olympics, and custom rims to 1780s Guy  - (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/holycrapbrb"&gt;holycrapbrb&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/108051095</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/108051095</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 01:46:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>5 second films - magic show volunteer</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://5secondfilms.com/files/player.swf" width="400" height="240" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="file=http://s3.amazonaws.com/5sf/films/magicshowvolunteer.mov&amp;autostart=false"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://5secondfilms.com/watch/magic_show_volunteer"&gt;5 second films - magic show volunteer&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/107586113</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/107586113</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 02:50:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Wii punchout commercial is pretty great.  Note that Doc is Clay...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dEaL8HqufFI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dEaL8HqufFI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wii punchout commercial is pretty great.  Note that Doc is Clay Davis from The Wire (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/experiencewii"&gt;experiencewii&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/107131545</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/107131545</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 05:09:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jayson Werth stole second, third, and home.  Awesome.</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="242" id="viddler"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/3c17a899" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/3c17a899" width="400" height="242" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jayson Werth stole second, third, and home.  Awesome.</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/107091531</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/107091531</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 02:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Not sure what to think about this one. « Criggo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqncfp98h2sd7atQdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://criggo.com/2009/05/09/not-sure-what-to-think-about-this-one/"&gt;Not sure what to think about this one. « Criggo&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/106176809</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/106176809</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 04:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I.B.M. plans to announce Monday that it is in the final stages...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqmysbfebG9v5s0AWo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I.B.M. plans to announce Monday that it is in the final stages of completing a computer program to compete against human “Jeopardy!” contestants. If the program beats the humans, the field of artificial intelligence will have made a leap forward.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2009/04/27/technology/27jeopardy.graphic.html"&gt;The New York Times &gt; Technology &gt; Image &gt; Who Is Vasco da Gama?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/102350001</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/102350001</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 14:50:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Green Box: Pizza Box Turns into Plates &amp; Storage Unit (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQBjJjpkjl0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQBjJjpkjl0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Green Box: Pizza Box Turns into Plates &amp; Storage Unit (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/jeniwright"&gt;jeniwright&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/101725611</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/101725611</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:44:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>there’s no better proof that people are generally pretty...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vLaX8UvVUQw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vLaX8UvVUQw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;there’s no better proof that people are generally pretty awesome than that SNAKES ON A PLANE saw a wide release</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/99897083</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/99897083</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:42:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Neatorama</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/LhQpLbiWqmorgf70prjI7iSGo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/04/23/blogger-writes-sensationalistic-post-title-and-was-burned-at-the-stake/"&gt;Neatorama&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/99734177</link><guid>http://jdn.tumblr.com/post/99734177</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:28:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
